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• Giving a guy a blowjob: mouth -> penis -> pleasure
• Eating out a girl: Okay take the blue wire and overlap it with the yellow wire making sure it doesn't cross the red one. After that take all three of the wires and tie them all in a knot using only your left foot.

I remember David Heyman calling me up and saying “we’ve tried green contact lenses. We can digitally alter his eye color in post production.  How important is it that his eyes are green?” And I said the only really important thing is that his eyes look “like his mother’s eyes” so if you’re casting Lily there needs to be a resemblance.

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It’s times like these, when we’re all covered in internet confetti, that I remember how much I love all of you. 

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beyondthepensieve:

you’ll probably think I’m weird.. but I already am so

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I FEEL THE SAME.

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dying 

i dont need to shower anymore 

bellatrix has got grooming me down to a t

#YOU HIT ME. HOW DARE YOU HIT ME. WAIT TILL MY FATHER - oh wait…

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“At least no one on the Slytherin team had to confund their way in. They got in on pure gold.” 

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obliviatethemind:

HEY GUISE. LIKE MA FACE?! - ABBEY. ♥

Reblog with your Pottermore username. I’m curious to see the names. 

justpelvicthrust-:

SparksNox80

ErisedSpell11 

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